Will do side eye for prezzies

Behold!

#judgingyou

I've noticed an increase of side eye being thrown around the blogosphere since I bought Dopie. I'm not sure if it's because everyone's horses are down to throw some serious shade lately, or if I'm simply more cognizant of it now that's it's a permanent fixture on my own sass master's face.

side eye from day one, even while snooting things he should not be snooting.

So in honor of all things side eye, I'm putting on a mother fucking contest!

Why? Because it's the end of February, the weather is shitty, and nothing new or exciting is going on in my horse's training to otherwise amuse anyone. The prizes are mind blowing:

jk, they're not really.

Up for grabs is a bag of horse cookies (which I will gladly exchange for something sugar-free if your pone needs it), and a pair of shark socks in honor of Opie's teeth. Also because who doesn't love shark socks? And that's it. I'm poor and boring, and all you're doing is taking a picture of your horse so deal with it.

How this will go down:

• Share a picture of your horse's best side eye. You can email it to me (starkeycarly@gmail.com) or tag me on instagram or facebook. Just make sure I confirm that I've seen it so it doesn't accidentally get skipped. 
• The contest ends Sunday night. Next Monday, I'll post all the entries and let readers vote on who their favorite side eye is. The top three will then be entered for a random drawing for the prize. I'd like to say I'll be doing something exciting to randomly pick the winner, but chances are I'll just use an online randomizer. 

it's never ending

Go forth and be judged!